Smoothie enthusiasts are not a snobbish bunch. Sure we love the latest and greatest smoothies, using the most cutting edge ingredients and blending methods, but we all appreciate the classics just as well. This is my interpretation of the classic SBBS (strawberry banana smoothie). In this case, it's the Classixx remix. Enjoy these silky smooth disco tunes by LA DJs, The Classixx, while you get your blend on.
1 frozen banana
1/2 cup of frozen strawberries
3/4 cup almond/soy milk
3/4 cup apple juice
5-10 ice cubes
Pull all that crap into the blender
Add sweetener to taste if you want type 2 diabetes you fat-ass